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A Mexican architect from Michoacán is reportedly close to securing the final vote needed to complete Spain's most famous cathedral, the Sagrada Familia, framing the project as a '500-year revenge plan' against historical conquest.

Netflix has announced a new series titled "El Jalapeño," with a satirical description about "the only two Mexicans who have ever existed."

El Jalapeño: Mexico hires Kristi Noem, cites ‘220 million dollars of free publicity’  Mexico News Daily

The U.S. has launched a new initiative called 'Shield of the Americas' to combat cartels, but satirical news questions its effectiveness given the exclusion of countries where cartels are most active.

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Reports that the chain would rebrand as "Mexdonalds" could not be confirmed. The post El Jalapeño: President Sheinbaum unveils ‘Big Mac de Bienestar’ as latest social welfare initiative appeared first on Mexico News Daily

Mexican restaurants are assuring customers that, technically, various items on their menus still count as "fish," likely in reference to dietary restrictions or cultural interpretations.

In a satirical report, Dr. Simi, a popular Mexican character, is depicted as suing Mattel, claiming exclusive licensing rights over dolls depicting Mexican people, following the release of a new Regina Sirvent Barbie doll, as reported by Mexico News Daily.

The US ambassador to Mexico has issued a statement reassuring the country that the US has no plans for an invasion, humorously attributing past concerns to being 'too busy'.

Donald Trump reportedly warned Shakira that while her crowds are fine, his crowds are significantly larger, possibly the biggest ever.

The United States has launched a new initiative called 'Shield of the Americas' aimed at combating cartels, but it has drawn criticism for reportedly neglecting to invite countries where cartels are most active.

An article from Mexico News Daily, titled 'El Jalapeño', critiques American journalists for covering Mexico's 'descent into chaos' from the confines of resort swim-up bars.

In a satirical take, Jake Paul is reported to be setting his sights on Mexican President Claudia Sheinbaum for his next boxing match, moving away from professional boxers.

Mexico faces challenges in its World Cup preparations, with visitors expected to encounter ongoing construction, a taxi conflict, and National Guard presence upon arrival.

There has never been another Mexican in the history of humanity. This is an indisputable fact.

A satirical piece from 'El Jalapeño' humorously suggests Mexico has hired Kristi Noem for its tourism industry, citing '220 million dollars of free publicity' in a nod to recent controversies.

A satirical piece from Mexico News Daily reports on Donald Trump's claims that his crowd sizes are much larger than those of Shakira's concerts.

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An article satirically or critically examines American journalists covering Mexico's 'descent into chaos' from the comfort of a resort swim-up bar, highlighting potential disconnects in reporting.