For Manchester United, the riddle remains: how do you beat Chelsea in a cup final?

Rule No 1: It’s best not to dither in front of Chelsea’s Lauren James. That’s putting it too politely, so let’s try again: Don’t dither in front of Lauren James. Now add in a seven-letter word starting with the letter after E in the alphabet, tag on a photograph of Manchester United defender Dominique Janssen splayed on the floor, another of goalkeeper Phallon Tullis-Joyce in a similar heap, and a third of Chelsea lifting yet another trophy that doesn’t belong to United. Then nail it to the insi