Brianna Parkins: The wedding invite was addressed to me alone – because I’m not married to my partner. ‘No ring, no bring?’ No thanks!

One of the best things about being unmarried is that I’ve never had to decide who to invite to a wedding. I would hate to be the metaphoric door bitch to my reception, deciding who does or doesn’t make the cut into a lawn tent to enjoy sweating canapes with my great aunt.